Hey! Friends it’s a crappy Gadget week? What do you have this week? And are you an associate of Sierra Club and how about PETA? It’s really a week of horribly crappy gadgets. It involves many innocent animals and a USB-infused tortoise is one among them, the slowest but, slow and steady wins the race. You all may be aware of this story.

This tortoise doubles as an ashtray to a tank of jellyfish that only receives their nutrients when the USB cable is connected and then start doing its work and at that time there’s Elmo that forced to do sit-ups while the data is transferring into his lame brain. It’s really nostalgic. So after you come out from this shock consult your friend for this gadget, and tell them about the latest “USB, meet animals; animals meet USB.”